At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
My pussy is not your playground.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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