I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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