PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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