i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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