I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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