What a fucking waste of an outfit
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
its liver damage thursday
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