It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
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Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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