I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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