yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
And then he peed in my hair
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