sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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