How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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