she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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