Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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