i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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