You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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