You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
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If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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