She's JV to your varsity
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
My vagina is officially offended.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Ladies don't puke and tell
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Randomize