My first STD was from a foam party
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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