Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
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