I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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