Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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