...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Slut skills are useful in every country.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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