this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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