I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Don't make out with my wife yet
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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