she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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