Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I think my moral compass just broke
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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