come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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