I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Is it penis luge time yet?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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