i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I need water and some morals
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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