No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Randomize
