Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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