if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Drake has all the answers
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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