just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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