We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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