The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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