Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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