when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
you have to choose: penises or morals?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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