it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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