But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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