is your mom at the bar?
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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