I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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