Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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