I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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