we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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