WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Help. Why am I so naked?
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