I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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