yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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