We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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