that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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