Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
i believe in u and ur pee
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
PANTIES FOUND
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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