Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
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