hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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