i barfeds in our rink
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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