It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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