I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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